The Bass Has Usurped Kylie Minogue To Become Goddess Of The Gays

I think we can all learn something from news that Natalie Bassingthwaighte has taken over Kylie Minogues position as patron saint of Mardi Gra - if youre going to spend all your time overseas chasing hot Spanish models and failing to bring home Grammys , some young(er) upstart from your hometown is going to steal your crown. Natalie Bassingthwaighte is being hailed as a Kylie-style gay icon, with man-love showered on her new album and an upcoming Mardi Gras appearance. Oh, those gays! Showering man-love is certainly a dramatic way of showing appreciation for Natalie Bassingthwaightes new album - it must be good because it looks like the star of a bukkake video. Thats the kind of rating system I can approve of whole-heartedly. Five out of five lashings of jizz - do yourself a favour!