Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hayden Panettiere Caught Cheating?

According to Radar , Heroe actress Hayden Panettiere was caught making out with singer, Jesse McCartney. Reportedly, the two were partying at Crown Bar where she was caught sitting on McCartneys lap while he kissed her neck and then proceeded to give him a lap dance. Were calling BS on this latest rumor because were pretty sure shes still with co-star Milo Ventimiglia. Otherwise, shes got a lot of explaining to do.

The Bass Has Usurped Kylie Minogue To Become Goddess Of The Gays

I think we can all learn something from news that Natalie Bassingthwaighte has taken over Kylie Minogues position as patron saint of Mardi Gra - if youre going to spend all your time overseas chasing hot Spanish models and failing to bring home Grammys , some young(er) upstart from your hometown is going to steal your crown. Natalie Bassingthwaighte is being hailed as a Kylie-style gay icon, with man-love showered on her new album and an upcoming Mardi Gras appearance. Oh, those gays! Showering man-love is certainly a dramatic way of showing appreciation for Natalie Bassingthwaightes new album - it must be good because it looks like the star of a bukkake video. Thats the kind of rating system I can approve of whole-heartedly. Five out of five lashings of jizz - do yourself a favour!